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~ As long as neither the novel page nor any announcement declares that I’ve put a novel on hiatus or dropped it entirely, you can safely assume it’s still ongoing. ~
~ I’m just not exactly The Flash of translation—more like a tortoise with occasional bursts of motivation. ~
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The Stand-in God (Temporary) says: “Just keep breathing until I catch the original god who ran away.”
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“Our Rose is a girl, isn’t she? I am afraid to hold her hand for fear she might break.”
The men of our family, who have not had a daughter born in four hundred years, think my body is made of glass.
“Just look at her. Where do you think you are taking her? Out of my way! I will grab the Emperor by the collar and settle this myself!”
My mother was once a top knight, who could go toe to toe with His Majesty the Emperor despite being stripped of all ranks!
“Now that our Rose has come, the garden feels so bright. Shall I add one more pearl?”
Her Majesty the Empress, who lights up the moment she sees me, keeps pressing jewels into my hands.
“Play only with me. You said you were my friend.”
In addition, this infuriating Crown Prince follows me everywhere I go, fussing about sleep, friends and food.
Just keep breathing, they said.
Just stay alive, they said.
And yet things keep happening!
This is a complete scam. Rewrite the contract! Or at least hand over a strategy guide!
